Darwin’s List: The Stupidest Fictional People in the History of the World
- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
- A beloved bumbling dad known for his less-than-brilliant decisions and his eternal love for donuts.
- Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)
- SpongeBob’s best friend and a starfish whose brainpower is as minimal as his efforts at employment.
- Michael Scott (The Office)
- The boss at Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch who tries hard but often fails hilariously due to his lack of awareness and tact.
- Zapp Brannigan (Futurama)
- A self-proclaimed ladies’ man and military captain whose incompetence is surpassed only by his confidence.
- Mr. Bean
- A man of few words but many calamities, whose solutions to simple problems often lead to disaster.
- Ed (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
- One third of the trio known for his extreme lack of intellect and a strange love for chickens and gravy.
- Gob Bluth (Arrested Development)
- Part-time magician and full-time screw-up, constantly finding new, creative ways to make bad situations worse.
- Derek Zoolander (Zoolander)
- A male model who battles to grasp basic concepts like turning left, unless it’s on the catwalk.
- Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne (Dumb and Dumber)
- A dynamic duo whose adventures stem from their incredibly poor decision-making skills.
- Kevin Malone (The Office)
- Known for his love of chili and a knack for simplifying the complexities of life to disastrous effects.
- Pinky (Pinky and the Brain)
- A lab mouse whose thoughts rarely consist of more than what to eat next, much to the chagrin of his genius companion, Brain.